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What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Submitted by: Julie
A farmer was busy milking one of his cows. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a small bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his milk pail. It went in one ear and out the udder.
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.
If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
Submitted by: Taryn Marie O
Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
A:mad cow
Submitted by: Katy Amber Salomone age : 7
What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
Decalfinated!
My uncle said, 'I saw this film about these cows who took over a ship, and they cast the captain adrift in an open boat.'
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
I said, 'That's amazing. What was the film called?'
My uncle said, 'Moo-tiny on the Bounty.
What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
Moos At Ten.