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Jokes About Pigs - 29 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Are you looking for some jokes about pigs and piglets? Well, here they are. With their adorable snouts and playful personalities, pigs have long been a source of amusement and affection. There are 29 jokes in this category.
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My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
A man was out for a walk one day, and on his travels, he wandered through a farm. Strangely, he saw a pig with a wooden leg! This intrigued him so much he found the farmer and quizzed him about it.
'This be no ordinary pig,' said the farmer. 'For example, only two days ago, there was a fire in the chicken shed when I was away from the farm. The pig noticed this and immediately let all the chickens out into the yard. He then phoned for the fire brigade and came straight back to hold the fire until they arrived!'
'And a few weeks ago, I was driving my tractor down a steep hill when I lost control and the vehicle overturned - knocking me unconscious! The pig saw this, phoned for the ambulance, and then rushed to the tractor and pulled me clear of the cab just before it set on fire.'
The farmer was just about to launch into another tale when the man said, 'Yes, yes, but what about the wooden leg?'
'Well,' said the farmer, 'when you've got a pig as good as that, you don't eat it all at once!'
'This be no ordinary pig,' said the farmer. 'For example, only two days ago, there was a fire in the chicken shed when I was away from the farm. The pig noticed this and immediately let all the chickens out into the yard. He then phoned for the fire brigade and came straight back to hold the fire until they arrived!'
'And a few weeks ago, I was driving my tractor down a steep hill when I lost control and the vehicle overturned - knocking me unconscious! The pig saw this, phoned for the ambulance, and then rushed to the tractor and pulled me clear of the cab just before it set on fire.'
The farmer was just about to launch into another tale when the man said, 'Yes, yes, but what about the wooden leg?'
'Well,' said the farmer, 'when you've got a pig as good as that, you don't eat it all at once!'
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
A piiig.
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Because it came out of the pen.
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
With a pig pen.
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
In a hog cabin.
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Because he was such a ham.
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Because he is a squealer.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
It was Valenswine's Day!
Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really? I bet he is upset.
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Jake: Really? I bet he is upset.
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Because they were pen pals.
What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
Road hogs.