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Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
Submitted by: Tracy
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