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Chicken Jokes - Page 1
Here is our selection of very old and corny chicken jokes. There are 13 jokes in this category.
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Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
She was henbarrassed.
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
Because it was a practical yoker.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
A cuckoo cluck.
How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
An egg.
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
A: To get to the other slide
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