If a chicken is crossing the road, is that poultry in motion?
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
A poultry-geist.
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too long to go around.
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide.
After rolling around in the mud, why did the chicken decide to cross the road again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.