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Here are more very old and corny chicken jokes.

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Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Chicken Jokes
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
Chicken Jokes
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time - I found you just in time...

Pigs

Diner: Can you ask the chef if he has pigs' feet.
Waiter: Not me. I want to keep this job.

Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!

Ducks

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.

Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

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