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Chicken Jokes - Page 2
Here are more very old and corny chicken jokes.
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Too long to go around.....
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Sour Cream
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Moles
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
Hi this is . I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Please leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back.
It first occured to me that our marriage might be in trouble when my wife won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hawaii - and she went twice.
Vegetables
What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
Leeks.
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.