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Here is our collection of incredibly cheesy and outdated jokes about chickens.
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Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
She was henbarrassed.
What did the baby chicken say when its mother laid an orange?
Look what mama laid.
Look what mama laid.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the hedgehog that it was possible.
To show the hedgehog that it was possible.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
Do you hear what happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was eggspelled.
It was eggspelled.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken called in sick.
Because the chicken called in sick.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
A brick layer.
Why did the nun's chicken cross the road?
It did it out of habit.
It did it out of habit.
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
A battery hen.
A battery hen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the rooster egged her on.
Because the rooster egged her on.