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Here are more very old and corny chicken jokes.

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Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Chicken Jokes
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
Chicken Jokes
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Kings

When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.

Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.

Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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