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Here are more very old and corny chicken jokes.

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Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Chicken Jokes
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
Chicken Jokes
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!


When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.


Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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