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Here are more very old and corny chicken jokes.

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Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Chicken Jokes
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
Chicken Jokes
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

Ancestors

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.

Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.

Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!

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