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Jokes About Cows - Page 5 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories
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Why won't Sweden export it's cattle to other countries?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm.
It wants to keep it's Stockholm.
What is a a cow's favorite love song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
If milk is high in fat and cholesterol, why don't cows die of heart attacks?
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Insults
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.Writing on the Wall
Where there's a will, there's a relativeOld Age
You know you're getting older when they have to stick the birthday candles on the side of the cake, too.Easter
If you crossed a leprechaun with the Easter Bunny, what would you get?The Easter Blarney.
Golf
PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Walter.
Walter who?
Walter-wall carpeting.
Monsters
What do monsters like to do at weddings?They toast the bride and groom.