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Why won't Sweden export it's cattle to other countries?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm.
It wants to keep it's Stockholm.
What is a a cow's favorite love song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
If milk is high in fat and cholesterol, why don't cows die of heart attacks?
What game do cows like to play at parties?
Mooosical Chairs.
Mooosical Chairs.
What do you get from a cow with a bad memory?
Milk of amnesia!
Milk of amnesia!
What game do cows like to play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
Moosical chairs.
What gives milk, says "moo, moo" and can make all your dreams come true?
Your dairy godmother.
Your dairy godmother.