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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
At a party, a woman was talking to a doctor. 'What kind of a doctor are you?' she asked.
' A Naval surgeon,' he replied.
' My, how you doctors specialize,' she said.
' A Naval surgeon,' he replied.
' My, how you doctors specialize,' she said.
The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for, completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: 'Have you ever considered becoming an economist?'
Twelve year old's response to the question, 'why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': 'So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Titanic
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
Mandy lifeboats.
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher's mutt.
The catcher's mutt.
Musicians
Old musicians never die; they just decompose.
Chimps
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
He gets a monkey wrench.
Computers
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
It had left Windows open.
Fleas
How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
They itchhike.
Ants
What do you call a ninety-year-old ant?
An antique.
An antique.
Students
I is a university student
Vampires
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
In the blood bank.