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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
At a party, a woman was talking to a doctor. 'What kind of a doctor are you?' she asked.
' A Naval surgeon,' he replied.
' My, how you doctors specialize,' she said.
' A Naval surgeon,' he replied.
' My, how you doctors specialize,' she said.
The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for, completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: 'Have you ever considered becoming an economist?'
Twelve year old's response to the question, 'why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': 'So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'
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Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favorite meal?
Baked human beans.
Baked human beans.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir, but I have smoked a pipe.
No, sir, but I have smoked a pipe.
Birds
What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
A flying sorcerer.
Mutts
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
A muddle.
Bosses
Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
Schools
Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
Moles
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
Lawyers
Last year, a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.