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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons'
Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Road
What's that up the road? A head?
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
Christmas Cracker
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
My pop is bigger than yours.
Office
"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
Cows
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don't work.
Proverb
He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Finding half a maggot...
Light Bulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
One.
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