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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons'
Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'
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Chickens
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Cows
Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
Light Bulbs
How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Cats
Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
Waiters
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
A hen that lays tables.
Door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Salad
What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.
A chicken salad.
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