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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Surgeons'.

Related Topics: Doctors (140) Nurses (6) Hospitals (4) Medicine (5)
At a party, a woman was talking to a doctor. 'What kind of a doctor are you?' she asked.
' A Naval surgeon,' he replied.
' My, how you doctors specialize,' she said.
The newly-qualified doctor was thrilled to be allowed to accompany the famous surgeon on his daily hospital rounds. He answered enthusiastically whenever his opinion was asked for, completely undaunted by the fact that his diagnoses were consistently wrong. In desperation, the surgeon took him aside and asked him: 'Have you ever considered becoming an economist?'
Twelve year old's response to the question, 'why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': 'So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'

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