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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons'


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Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'


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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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What's that up the road? A head?
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Office

"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

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