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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surgeons'.

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Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'

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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


What's that up the road? A head?


Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.


"Duties will vary."
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.


Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.


He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?

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