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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surgeons'.

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Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'


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peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
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Waiters

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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Salad

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

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