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Joke Topic - 'Nurses'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Nurses'.

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My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

Patient: If the doctor can't see me right away, I'm leaving.
Nurse: Calm yourself down. What's wrong with you?
Patient: I have a serious wait problem.

This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

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Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
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Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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