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Joke Topic - 'Nurses' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Nurses'.

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Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now. Can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

Head Nurse: How is that new patient doing?
Nurse: He's a real pain. Yesterday, he cried all day just because he lost four teeth.
Head Nurse: What's wrong with that? I'd be pretty upset if I lost four teeth.
Nurse: From his comb?

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

Patient: I'm leaving if the doctor can't see me immediately.
Nurse: Calm yourself down. What's wrong with you?
Patient: I have a serious wait problem.

This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

Lightbulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.

Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!

Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

Cakes

He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.

Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

Christmas

What do you call somebody who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

Life

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap, please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.