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Joke Topic - 'Nurses'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Nurses'.

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My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Patient: If the doctor can't see me right away, I'm leaving.
Nurse: Calm yourself down. What's wrong with you?
Patient: I have a serious wait problem.
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This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'
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What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.


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Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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