Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
Drink
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Baseball
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
Bankers
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only
four tellers?
Spelling
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Ghosts
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
Mickey Mouse
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
Kettles
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
Candles
Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.