Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cars
Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
Political
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Pizza
What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
Teachers
Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Umbrellas
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
Fat Chance
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Person
"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"
Angry
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Trains
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.