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Joke Topic - 'Hospitals'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hospitals'.

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George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!


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