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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sad - Sailors - Salary - Salesmen - Sandwiches - Santa Claus - Sausages - Sawdust - Say - Scary.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

What do you get if you cross a tropical fruit with a cartoon character?
Papaya the Sailor Man.

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas?
Santapplause.