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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sad - Sailors - Salary - Salesmen - Sandwiches - Santa Claus - Sausages - Sawdust - Say - Scary.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
That wraps things up for another year.

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.