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Joke Topic - 'Medicine' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Medicine'.

Related Topics: Nurses (6) Doctors (141) Hospitals (4) Surgeons (3)
Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished, so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time; it tries your patients
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

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Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blonde?
Some people have seen Bigfoot.

Amnesia

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.

Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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