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Joke Topic - 'Medicine'
Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
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The Difference
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
Breath
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Your breath.
Labor
Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Brake dance.
Drunk
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Banana
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
It wasn't peeling well.
Fishmonger
Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
He said it was making him shelfish.
Patience
Give me patience and I want it now!
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