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Joke Topic - 'Medicine' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Medicine'.

Related Topics: Nurses (6) Doctors (140) Hospitals (4) Surgeons (3)

Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished, so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time; it tries your patients

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.

Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.

Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.

Boyfriends

Jane: My boyfriend's name should be Puzzle.
Julie: Why?
Jane: Sometimes I just can't figure him out.

Santa Claus

Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Sleeping

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.

Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.