Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Difference
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
Breath
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Labor
Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Drunk
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Banana
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Fishmonger
Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
Patience
Give me patience and I want it now!