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Joke Topic - 'Medicine'
Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
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Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Golf
"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
"Under an assumed name."
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
Clown
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
Christmas
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Yule Britannia.
Ghosts
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.
Engineers
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
Teenagers
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
Robbers
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
So he could make a clean getaway.
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