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Joke Topic - 'Medicine'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Medicine'.

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Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

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