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Joke Topic - 'Medicine'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Medicine'.

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Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.


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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Labor

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Cars

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Brake dance.
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!

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