Bees
Name the bees' favorite pop star.
Sting.
Thinking
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
Snoring
Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
Snails
Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes, there are, Sir; I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
Blondes
What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blonde?
Some people have seen Bigfoot.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Teachers
Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.