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Joke Topic - 'Medicine' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished, so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished, so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
Don't study medicine and law at the same time; it tries your patients
How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
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Bananas
Did you hear about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
He woke up the whole bunch.
Cricket
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Davy Cricket.
Teachers
Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
Because she had such a bright class.
Cemetery
Filming in cemetery angers residents
Alligators
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
Frogs
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
A hoppy meal.
Bicycles
What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
Pop-cycle.
Pencils
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
Snowmen
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Snowflakes!