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Joke Topic - 'Medicine'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Medicine'.

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Doctor: So what is Hamish complaining about now?>
Nurse: He says that he recovered before all his medicine was finished so he wants a refund on the cost of his prescription.
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Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.


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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
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In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
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Robbers

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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