Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Magistrates
Magistrates act to keep theaters open
Magicians
What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.
Magician
What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
Magician
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
Magician
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
Magicians
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Magic
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Madness
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.