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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Magicians - Managers - Marriage - Married - Married Men - Martians - Maths - Meat - Medicine - Memory.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

Marriage: The first union to defy management.

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

Fred: Have you ever seen a machine that can detect when someone is lying?
Joe: Have you seen one? I have married one!

There is at least one fool in every married couple.

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.