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Joke Topic - 'Barmen' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Barmen'.
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Was I in here last night?"
"You certainly were," replies the barman.
"And did I spend a lot of money?"
"You spent over 100 Dollars", replies the barman.
"Thank god for that," says the man, "I thought I'd wasted it."
"You certainly were," replies the barman.
"And did I spend a lot of money?"
"You spent over 100 Dollars", replies the barman.
"Thank god for that," says the man, "I thought I'd wasted it."
Entering a bar, a polar bear approaches the bartender and says. 'I'll have a Gin and..........................tonic.'
'Why the big pause?' replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at his hands and says
'What do you mean, I've always had them.'
'Why the big pause?' replies the barman. The Polar bear looks down at his hands and says
'What do you mean, I've always had them.'
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, 'Get out. We don't serve your type in here.'
Two television sets walk into a bar, and the barman says, 'Sorry, but we don't serve your kind in this bar'.
One television turns to the other and says, 'I thought that we'd get a better reception than this in here'.
One television turns to the other and says, 'I thought that we'd get a better reception than this in here'.
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Olive or twist?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Ghosts
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
A recipe spook.
Leave
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave?
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Girlfriends
My last girlfriend was so ugly that when she worked in a pet store, people kept asking how big she would get.
Witches
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
She was going through a dry spell.
Cats
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
Kitty
Pigs
What is pink and goes 'knio, knio?'
A backward pig.
A backward pig.