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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about the police. There are 16 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About The Police
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
Jokes About The Police
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
Jokes About The Police
Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven foot tall and the other one is four foot two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.
Jokes About The Police
A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
Jokes About The Police
A traffic cop pulls a car driver over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are a little bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really angry at this and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Jokes About The Police
What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.
Jokes About The Police
My brother is now with the F.B.I. They finally tracked him down.
Jokes About The Police
A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
Submitted by: Fraser
Jokes About The Police
Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."
Jokes About The Police
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

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