What Has?
What has two heads, six legs, and a tail?
A man on a horse. Witches
What happens to a witch when she loses her temper?
She flies off the handle.Husbands
A smart husband thinks twice before saying nothing.Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket? Monsters
What do monsters like to eat when they have a cup of tea?
Scream cakes.Judges
Judge: 'Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: 'Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end...' Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean waiting here for ages.Office
I have a very responsible job. In the office where I work, whenever a mistake is made, my boss tells his boss that I'm responsible for it.