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Police Jokes - Page 3 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about the police.
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An idiot was picked up by the police on an assault charge. He was placed in an identity lineup with ten other men and the accusing woman was escorted into the room. The idiot jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! I'd recognize her anywhere!"
What do you call a crow that joins the police?
A rookie.
A rookie.
Did you hear what happened when the police arrested a hamburger?
They grilled him.
They grilled him.
Did you hear about the luggage that the policeman used on his vacation?
It was an open and shut case.
It was an open and shut case.
Car Driver: Why have you started crying after giving me that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Why did the police officer put handcuffs on the front door of a home?
He was making a house arrest.
He was making a house arrest.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Why Did?
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?To help look for Pluto.
Blondes
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?Artificial intelligence.
Shopping
Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.
Golf
Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
Christmas
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?The turkey - it's always stuffed.
Elephants
What is grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?A get wellephant.
About Children
A child is a thing that stands halfway between an adult and a TV set.