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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about the police.

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An idiot was picked up by the police on an assault charge. He was placed in an identity lineup with ten other men and the accusing woman was escorted into the room. The idiot jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's her! I'd recognize her anywhere!"
What do you call a crow that joins the police?
A rookie.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What Has?

What has two heads, six legs, and a tail?
A man on a horse.

Witches

What happens to a witch when she loses her temper?
She flies off the handle.

Husbands

A smart husband thinks twice before saying nothing.

Did You Hear About?

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

Monsters

What do monsters like to eat when they have a cup of tea?
Scream cakes.

Judges

Judge: 'Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: 'Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end...'

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean waiting here for ages.

Office

I have a very responsible job. In the office where I work, whenever a mistake is made, my boss tells his boss that I'm responsible for it.

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