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After a police officer has stopped a driver for speeding, he tells him to get out of the car. He looks the man over and says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice that your eyes are a little bloodshot." Have you had a drink?
The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
Two convicts escaped from prison today. One is seven feet tall, and the other is four feet two inches. The police spokesman said that they are looking high and low for them.
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
They haunt criminals.
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
A crime watch.
Have you heard about the police officer who gave out 24 parking tickets before realizing he was at a drive-in movie?
How many police officers does it take to break an egg?
None, it "fell down the stairs."
None, it "fell down the stairs."
The police officer reported to his watch commander about having no luck with the witness.
"Did you browbeat him, yell at him, and ask him every question you could come up with?" asked the watch commander.
"I certainly did."
"And?"
"And he said, 'Yes, dear, you're right,' and dozed off!"
"Did you browbeat him, yell at him, and ask him every question you could come up with?" asked the watch commander.
"I certainly did."
"And?"
"And he said, 'Yes, dear, you're right,' and dozed off!"
If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
How do you join the police force?
Handcuff them together.
Handcuff them together.
Did you hear about the detective who was thrown out of the Serious Crime Squad - he was always laughing.
A man went to the police station demanding to speak with the burglar who had broken into his home the previous night. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, you don't understand," said the man. "I just want to ask him how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
"No, you don't understand," said the man. "I just want to ask him how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"