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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about the police.

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Jokes About The Police
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
Jokes About The Police
Yesterday thieves broke into a police station and stole all the toilets. When asked to comment, a police spokesman said, "they have nothing to go on."
Jokes About The Police
A man went to the police station and demanded that he be allowed to speak to the man who had broken into his house the previous night.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"But you don't understand," said the man. "I want to know how he got into my house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."
Jokes About The Police
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Johnny, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"
"That it is," Johnny replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Johnny.
"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere."
"That there is," replied Johnny. "'Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover."
Jokes About The Police
Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.

If your feet smell and your nose runs - you're built upside down.

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

Soup

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
"That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

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