How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
How do you make a Mexican chili?
Take him to the North Pole.
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
How do you start an onion race?
'Onion marks! Get set! Go!
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
How do you capture King Kong?
Hang upside down in a tree and make a noise like a banana.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-et.