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Humor asking the question 'how do you'?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line.
You drop him a line.
How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.
He'll tell you.
How do you become a university professor?
By degrees.
By degrees.
How do you make an egg laugh?
You tell it a yolk.
You tell it a yolk.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Questions
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they get it to stick to the frying pan?Miscellaneous
What Sort of cheese is made backward?Edam.
Insults
There's no end to his talent and no beginning, either.Why Did?
Why did the lightbulb not go to college?Because it wasn't very bright.
For Children
What kind of monkey can fly?A hot air baboon.
Insults
'I spent three years in college taking medicine.''Are you well now?'
Bar
What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?Beatrix (beer tricks).
Change A Light Bulb
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.