For Children
What did the pork chop say to the steak?
Nice to meat you.Yo Mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you. Cannibals
What is a cannibals favorite drink?
Wine with a lot of body.Restaurants Food
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?Bar
Some bacon and eggs walked into a bar.
The bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".Animals
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.