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How Do You? Jokes - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here is our selection of classic jokes that ask the question 'How do you?'
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
Gravely.
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Hide its trainers.
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
Put 14 carrots in it.
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
By hare mail.
How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
Remove the 'r'.
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
You chase it around the kitchen.
How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
Ready! Teddy! Go!
How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Follow its tracks.
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
Wave.