Bar Jokes - Page 4 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about bars and bartenders.
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A man walked into a bar in Egypt and ordered a drink. While he was pouring the drink, the barman asked him if he had ever been in the bar before.
"I've been here a few times" replied the customer.
"I thought so," said the barman. "I don't remember your name, but I've definitely seen your fez before."
"I've been here a few times" replied the customer.
"I thought so," said the barman. "I don't remember your name, but I've definitely seen your fez before."
This man was in the pub when he spotted someone he thought he knew. So he went over to him and said, "Are you Colin Williams?" The other man replied that he was not Colin Williams.
"That's strange, you look just like him. You must have a double."
"Thanks very much, I'll have a double whisky."
"That's strange, you look just like him. You must have a double."
"Thanks very much, I'll have a double whisky."
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for an IW.
"IW?" inquires the bartender, "what's that?"
"Irish whiskey," answers the man. So the bartender gives him an Irish whiskey and the man sits down to drink it. A little while later, a Scotsman arrives and requests an SW. "Scotch whiskey?" asks the bartender.
"Right," answers the man.
The bartender gives him the whiskey and the man sits down to drink it. Soon, a blonde appears and tells the bartender she wants a "15."
"What's a 15?" asks the bartender.
"You know," begins the blonde, "seven and seven."
"IW?" inquires the bartender, "what's that?"
"Irish whiskey," answers the man. So the bartender gives him an Irish whiskey and the man sits down to drink it. A little while later, a Scotsman arrives and requests an SW. "Scotch whiskey?" asks the bartender.
"Right," answers the man.
The bartender gives him the whiskey and the man sits down to drink it. Soon, a blonde appears and tells the bartender she wants a "15."
"What's a 15?" asks the bartender.
"You know," begins the blonde, "seven and seven."
A skeleton walks into a bar, hops on a stool, and says to the bartender, "Give me a beer. And a mop."
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Insults
He's permanently out to lunch.Computers
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out and put new ones in.What Do You Call?
What do you call a train filled with toffee? A chew, chew train!Bumper Stickers
I am the only one on this planet who knows how to drive.Husbands
Where can a husband always find sympathy?In the dictionary.
Christmas
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?Santa Pause!
Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the horse who became depressed?He started telling tales of whoa.