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Here is our selection of jokes about and funny stories about drunks. There are 26 jokes in this category.
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Jokes About Drunks
John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Jokes About Drunks
Two drunks were riding a roller coaster, when one turned to the other and said, "We may be making good time, but I've got a feeling we're on the wrong bus."
Jokes About Drunks
Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.
Jokes About Drunks
I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
Jokes About Drunks
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Jokes About Drunks
Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Jokes About Drunks
I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
Jokes About Drunks
I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
Jokes About Drunks
A drunk was brought before the court. "Mister," the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking."
"Great!" the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"
Jokes About Drunks
Two drunks were staggering home one night when they passed the local brewery which was lit up. One said 'It's good to know that no matter how much we drink they are still able to supply enough.'
'Maybe,' said his friend, 'but I see that we have them working nights'.

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