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Why Do? Jokes - Page 1
Some of the classic 'why do' jokes There are 10 jokes in this category.
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Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
They know all the short cuts.
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Because they make themselves cross.
Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
Because they can't remember the words.
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
Because they have furry tail ends.
Submitted by: Alan Tyte
Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To stop bat breath.
To stop bat breath.
Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.
Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.
Because that's where their funny bones are.