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Why Do? Jokes - 15 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
This section contains our archive of old 'why do' jokes. They remain popular even though they are really ancient. Please share these jokes with your friends and family if you enjoy reading them. There are 15 jokes in this category.
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Why do people laugh up their sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.
Because that's where their funny bones are.
Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers, they get down in the mouth.
Because when they preen their feathers, they get down in the mouth.
Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To stop bat breath.
To stop bat breath.
Why do squirrels always 'live happily ever afterward'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
Because they have furry tail ends.
Why do banks open both doors yet chain the pens to the counters?
Why do storks stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted the other one, they'd fall over.
Because if they lifted the other one, they'd fall over.
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Who do leopards not try to cheat in exams?
Because they know that they will always be spotted.
Because they know that they will always be spotted.
Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
Because they can't remember the words.
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Because they make themselves cross.
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.