Why Do? Jokes - Page 2 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This section contains our archive of old 'why do' jokes. They remain popular even though they are really ancient.

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Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the shortcuts.

Why do gorillas have such large nostrils?
Because they have large fingers.

Why do exorcists not have any friends?
Because they always scare the devil out of people.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Animals

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

About Children

A teacher goes round the class getting to know her new pupils on the first day of school.
Teacher: Mary, what does your daddy do?
Mary: Whatever Mummy tells him.

Change A Light Bulb

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.

Answering Machine Message

I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name, and number, I'll call you back when I am...

Girlfriends

I asked her if I could see her home, and she gave me a picture of it.

Questions

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

What Did?

What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
'You're too young to be engaged.'

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
House.
House who?
House you doing?

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