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Mouse Jokes - 18 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about those squeaky little creatures known as mice. These tiny rodents may be small in size, but they sure know how to bring big smiles to our faces. There are 18 jokes in this category.
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What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
A mouse on vacation.
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?
Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid, Momma ran for the mousehole, but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally, in desperation, she whipped around and shouted 'Bark, Bark' at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, 'You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!'
Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When it's raining cats and dogs.
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
What has three tails, twelve legs, and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Very nervous mice.
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache.
A mousetache.
What do rodents say when they are playing bingo?
'Eyes down for a full mouse.'
'Eyes down for a full mouse.'
What should to sing to a mouse at their birthday party?
For cheese a jolly good fellow.
For cheese a jolly good fellow.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
Squeaky clean.