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Mouse Jokes - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about mice. There are 15 jokes in this category.
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How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
Buy it a plane ticket.
What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
Mousewash.
Submitted by: Jenny
How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
Squeaky clean.
What should to sing to a mouse at their birthday party?
For cheese a jolly good fellow.
For cheese a jolly good fellow.
What do rodents say when they are playing bingo?
"Eyes down for a full mouse."
"Eyes down for a full mouse."
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache.
A mousetache.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When it's raining cats and dogs.
What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Very nervous mice.
What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.