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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about mice.

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Mouse Jokes
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Mouse Jokes
Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.
Mouse Jokes
Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"
Mouse Jokes
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
Mouse Jokes
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

A man walks into a bar and asks, 'Do you serve women in this bar?'
'No,' replies the barman, 'you have to bring your own.'

Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.

Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

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