Mouse Jokes - Page 2 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about those squeaky little creatures known as mice.

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What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

What do you call a small rodent's carpet?
A mouse mat.

What do mouse jokers like doing the most?
Taking the Mickey.

What do mice do to celebrate when they move to a new home?
They throw a mouse-warming party.

What do you call a small rodent armed with a sword?
A mouseketeer.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

We live a quiet home life. I don't speak to her, and she doesn't speak to me.

An Uncle died and left several hundred clocks to a niece; she's busy winding up the estate.

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. The other night, he got so steady that he couldn't move.

How many auto mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put in the wrong lamp, and one to replace the broken socket.

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

Yo' mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, 'Cherry or grape?!'

'I'm a well-known antiques collector.'
'I know. I've seen your wife.'

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