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Here is our selection of corny old elephant jokes and funny stories. There are 47 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Elephants
What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
Jokes About Elephants
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Jokes About Elephants
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Jokes About Elephants
What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
Jokes About Elephants
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.
Jokes About Elephants
Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Jokes About Elephants
What do elephants say as a compliment to other elephants?
You look elephantastic.
Jokes About Elephants
What is an elephants favourite movie?
Elephantasia.
Jokes About Elephants
Which animals were the last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants because they had to pack their trunks.
Jokes About Elephants
How to elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone.

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