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Jokes About Fish - 14 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
These jokes about fish will make you laugh till you cry. These clever and punny jokes about our marine pals will make you giggle till you can't breathe. There are 14 jokes in this category.
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What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
A sturgeon.
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
On a waterbed.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
The scales.
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
Scales!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like swimming in schools.
Because they like swimming in schools.
What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
A starfish.
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
When a fish is short of money where does it go to exchange its valuables for cash?
The prawnshop.
The prawnshop.
Which animals spend the most time being educated?
Fish, because they swim around in schools.
Fish, because they swim around in schools.
Where do baby fish go every morning?
To plaice school.
To plaice school.
What type of fish has a very deep singing voice?
A bass.
A bass.