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Jokes About Fish - Page 2 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories
These jokes about fish will make you laugh till you cry. These clever and punny jokes about our marine pals will make you giggle till you can't breathe.
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Where do shellfish go when they need to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
To the prawn broker.
Two fish were inside a tank. One turned to the other and said: "Do you
know how to drive one of these things?"
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Animals
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?Because they're always spotted.
Elephants
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?An elephant's shadow!
Change A Light Bulb
How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year 'dark' is in.
Wives
'Is your wife outspoken?''Not by anyone I know of.'
Miscellaneous
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.What Do You Call?
What do you call a wizard with chronic dandruff?A blizzard.
Insults
His tree is missing some branches.