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Jokes About Fish
Two fishermen were out in their boat one day when a hand appeared out of the water.
"What's that?" asked the first fisherman. "It looks like someone's drowning."
"Nonsense," said the second. "It was just a little wave."
Jokes About Fish
"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
Jokes About Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
Jokes About Fish
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Jokes About Fish
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man".
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."
Jokes About Fish
A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing. He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice. He started to auger a hole in the ice when he heard a voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!' He thought for a few moments, gathered up his stuff, then moved a little farther down the ice. He started to auger a new hole in the ice when he heard the voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!!'
So, he gathered up his stuff again, moved a little farther down the ice, then started to augher another hole in the ice. Again he heard the voice boom out from above:
'I said, there are no fish here!!!'
He sheepishly asked: 'Is that you god?'
To which the booming voice replied:
'No, I'm the rink manager'


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Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.

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