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Joke Topic - 'Singing' - 11 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
1>He gave her falsetto teeth.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
2>She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.
1>Jungle bells, jungle bells.
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
1>Owld Lang Syne.
What do witches sing at Christmas?
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
1>'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
1>The parrots of Penzance.
What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
1>A quartet.
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
1>Elvis Parsley.
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
2>Keep singing until you find the right key.
What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
'Yule never walk alone.'
1>'Yule never walk alone.'
You know you're having a bad day when you notice that the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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