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Joke Topic - 'Singing' - 11 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
He gave her falsetto teeth.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.
Jungle bells, jungle bells.
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
Owld Lang Syne.
What do witches sing at Christmas?
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
'Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy.'
What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
The parrots of Penzance.
What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
A quartet.
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Elvis Parsley.
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Keep singing until you find the right key.
What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
'Yule never walk alone.'
'Yule never walk alone.'
You know you're having a bad day when you notice that the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.