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Joke Topic - 'Musicians'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Musicians'.

Related Topics: Music (8) Musical (1) Musician (1) Singing (3) Sing (5) Sings (2)

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?

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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?


Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?


What does a dentist call x-rays?


Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.


Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

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