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Jokes that start with 'Why was'?

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Why Was? Jokes
Why was the story writer kept in prison?
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Why Was? Jokes
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
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Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
Why Was? Jokes
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.

Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.

Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I only catch her in my pockets.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

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