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Why Was? Jokes - Page 3
Jokes that start with 'Why was'?
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Why was the story writer kept in prison?
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
Because it was a litterbug.
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Because the bar was rattled!
Star Wars
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
Enthusiasm
Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
Peanuts
What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.