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Why Was? Jokes - Page 3
Jokes that start with 'Why was'?
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Why was the story writer kept in prison?
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
Because it was a litterbug.
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....
Probably....
No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No! Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Jugglers
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
Lettuce
What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
Iceberg.