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Why Was? Jokes - Page 3
Jokes that start with 'Why was'?
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Why was the story writer kept in prison?
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
Because it was a litterbug.
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.
Who's there?
Vault.
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.
Pigs
How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
With a pig pen.
Batman
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
What a joker she is.
Girlfriends
John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
Understand
Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Farmer
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.