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Why Was? Jokes - Page 3
Jokes that start with 'Why was'?
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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
Because it was a litterbug.
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Time
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Paranoid
I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
No idea.
Cows
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
A bullfighter.
Car
Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
Librarians
When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
Bookworms!