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Why Was? Jokes - Page 3
Jokes that start with 'Why was'?
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Why was the story writer kept in prison?
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
Because it was a litterbug.
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.
Blondes
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
A: She fell out of the tree.
Dogs
For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful
watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
She looks even worse than her passport photo.
Work
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?