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Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.
He brought the house down.
Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
He had too much time on his hands.
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
Because its days were numbered.
Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.
He couldn't concentrate.
Why was the parrot wearing a plastic raincoat?
Because it started raining and it wanted to remain polyunsaturated.
Because it started raining and it wanted to remain polyunsaturated.
Why was the postman given the sack?
To carry the letters in.
To carry the letters in.
Why was the Chinese chef always tired?
Because he wokked around the clock.
Because he wokked around the clock.
Why was a shellfish driving a getaway car?
It was a smash and crab raid.
It was a smash and crab raid.