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Why Was? Jokes - Page 3
Jokes that start with 'Why was'?
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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
Because it was a litterbug.
Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
His job was in ruins.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's invulnerable.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
A garbage truck.
Money
Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
Insult
Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.