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Jokes that start with 'Why was'?
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Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
He was caught pinching things.
Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
Because he was the ruler.
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
His job was at steak.
Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
They called him an old boar.
Why was the mother glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
Because her children weren't that bright.
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
Because seven ate nine.
Why was the racehorse called Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast.
Because bad news travels fast.