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Why Was? Jokes - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here is our selection of classic 'Why was' jokes.
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Why was the man arrested for hanging around in the marquee?
He was loitering within tent.
He was loitering within tent.
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
Because he was the ruler.
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
He was caught pinching things.
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
Why was the art dealer unable to pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
He had run out of Monet.
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
Because it was a bald eagle.