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Jokes About Ducks
These jokes and funny stories about ducks will make you laugh out loud! Ducks have always been a source of fun and laughter, from their funny waddling to their amusing antics. There are 9 jokes in this category.
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What happens when ducks fly backward?
They quack up.
They quack up.
So, there's this duck who waddles into a bar and casually asks the bartender, "Hey, got any bread?" The bartender replies no, we only sell beer here, so the duck walks out. He walks in the next day and asks the bartender, have you got any bread? The bartender says, I told you yesterday, we only sell beer, so the duck walks out. He walks back in the next day and says to the bartender, got any bread? The bartender says, if u come in here tomorrow asking for bread, I'll nail your beak to the bar, so the duck walks out. He walks in the next day and says to the bartender, got any nails? No. He says, got any bread?
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Count Quackula.
Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
The ductor.
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Safe quackers.
What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
At the quack of dawn.
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
Duckumentaries.
What's another name for a smart duck?
A wise quacker.
A wise quacker.
A duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick. The cashier says will that be cash or charge?
The duck says "Just put in on my bill!"
The duck says "Just put in on my bill!"