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Here are some jokes about ducks. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Ducks
What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Jokes About Ducks
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Jokes About Ducks
Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
Jokes About Ducks
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Jokes About Ducks
A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, have you got any bread? The bartender replies no, we only sell beer here, so the ducks walks out. He walks in the next day and says to the bartender, have you got any bread? The bartender says, I told you yesterday, we only sell beer, so the ducks walks out. He walks back in the next day and says to the bartender, got any bread? the bartender says, if u come in here tomorrow asking for bread I'll nail your beak to the bar, so the duck walks out. He walks in the next day and says to the bartender, got any nails? No he says, got any bread?
Submitted by: Welsh Matthew
Jokes About Ducks
What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.


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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.