Quasimodo
How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
Quasimodo
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
Questions
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Quasimodo
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.