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Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

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How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

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