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Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

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How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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