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Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

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How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Basketball

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you

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