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Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.


How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.


How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.


What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!


Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.


Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.


Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

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