Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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They were a purr-fect match.

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