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Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.
How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
He had a hunch.
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
To iron his shirts.
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Skunks
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Monsters
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
Try and cheer him up.
Legs
What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.
A chair.
Bananas
Did you hear about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
He woke up the whole bunch.
Dresses
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Fireflies
What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
Got to glow now.
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Inferiority
He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.
Buses
Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
Columbus.