Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!

DOCTOR' The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN: But my left leg is the same age, and that doesn't hurt.

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that, it isn't empty.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?