Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Women Drivers
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Praying
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Office Party
You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
Pigs
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Billiards
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
Cows
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
London
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Cats
Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.