Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
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A crime watch.

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The players dribbled all over it.

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Its knight life.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

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