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Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

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How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.


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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Elephants

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Factory

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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School

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

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