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Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.


How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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Beauty Parlor

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Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.


It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!


How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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