Joke Topic - 'Quasimodo' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Quasimodo'.

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

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Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

Wife (learning to drive): 'I don't know what to do next.'
Husband: 'Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear.'

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

He's so stupid he tried to find the zip code for Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!