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Joke Topic - 'Questions'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Questions'.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"


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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Billiards

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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