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Joke Topic - 'Questions' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Questions'.

'You are an extremely expensive attorney!' Would you be willing to answer two questions for me if I were to give you $500?
'Absolutely! What's your second question?'

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!

Walking into a lawyer's office, a man asked his rates. 'Fifty dollars for three questions,' the lawyer stated.
' Isn't that expensive?' the man asked?'
'Yes,' replied the lawyer. 'What's your third question?'

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.

Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.

Soccer

What do a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.

Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Permanent

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Elephants

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
It doesn't; you get down from a duck.

Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.