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Joke Topic - 'Questions'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Questions'.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"


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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Lawyers

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

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