Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
The Butler
Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Lawyers
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
Florist
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Reindeer
I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Sheep
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
Ghosts
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.