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Joke Topic - 'Questions'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Questions'.
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
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Hot Dogs
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
Take away its chair.
A Married Man
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
A kennel club.
False Teeth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
He only drinks condensed milk.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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