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Joke Topic - 'Questions'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Questions'.

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"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
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Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"


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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.

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