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Joke Topic - 'Shopping' - 20 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 20 jokes on the topic - 'Shopping'.

A woman walked up to the manager of a large department store. 'Are you hiring extra staff at the moment?' she asked.
'No,' he said, 'We already have all the staff we need.'
'Then would you mind getting one of them to serve me?'

At the grocery shop, a woman was searching through the frozen turkeys, but she was unable to find a turkey that was large enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
the stock boy replied, 'No, ma'am, they're dead.'

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

Customer: Would you please let me try on the dress in the window?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

Her shopping cart can't hold all the groceries.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

I don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

One day, a boy asks, 'Where's your bathroom?' 'Right in the left back corner of the store,' the manager says. So he walks into the bathroom and notices there is no toilet, just a bath. So he comes out and says, 'What gives, there is no toilet in the bathroom?' 'Duh,' says the manager, 'You didn't ask for a toilet room; you asked for a bathroom'!

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure they are a sound investment?

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