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Joke Topic - 'Shopping' - Page 2 - With 8 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Shopping'.
Store Owner: I'd just like to know one thing: Why do you always pick my store to rob?
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.
Shoplifter: Because you always advertise such great bargains.
This woman and her husband came out of the supermarket. She said, 'I'll put the shopping in the car, and you get the baby.' The husband said, 'Alright.' And off he went. A few minutes later, he was back in the car.
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
The woman said, 'Hey, that's not our baby.' The man said, 'Shut up, it's a better pram.'
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
Just put it on my bill.
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
Just put it on my bill.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
A slippery customer.
Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
In a barking lot.
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?