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Joke Topic - 'Restaurants'
Here are 34 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurants'.
A dog entered a fast-food restaurant and placed an order for a coffee. After finishing it, he strolled out.
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. 'That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?'
'Oh, no.' the assistant answered. 'He usually orders a diet coke.'
The customers in the restaurant were amazed. One of them said to the assistant behind the counter. 'That's quite a dog! Does he always do that?'
'Oh, no.' the assistant answered. 'He usually orders a diet coke.'
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress, 'I want a cup of coffee without cream.' A few minutes later, the waitress returns and says, 'I'm sorry, but we've run out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?'
A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'
Boyfriend: You look good enough to eat.
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
Girlfriend: I do eat. Which restaurant shall we go to?
Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Great food but no atmosphere.
Diner. 'This piece of cod isn't nearly so nice as the piece I had here a few weeks ago.'
Absent-minded Waiter. 'It ought to be, sir; it's from the same fish.'
Absent-minded Waiter. 'It ought to be, sir; it's from the same fish.'
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip, and there it was.
I just turned over a chip, and there it was.
I dined at an incredibly pricey restaurant where the menu had small faces with varied looks of dread rather than prices.
My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.'
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.