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Joke Topic - 'Restaurants'

Here are 29 jokes on the topic - 'Restaurants'.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Diner. 'This piece of cod isn't nearly so nice as the piece I had here a few weeks ago.'
- Absent minded Waiter. 'It ought to be sir, it's from the same fish.'

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.'
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.

My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?'
The waiter said 'Well sir, you said "I want a pie, and step on it".'

My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'

My mum and dad went into this restaurant. They said, 'Waiter, have you got spaghetti on the menu?'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'

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