Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well, you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
' Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
Waiter, waiter, what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
When we were kids, my mum and dad took us to a French restaurant. My brother said, 'Mum, can I have some frogs legs?'
My mum said, 'Why, what's wrong with your own?'