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Joke Topic - 'Engineers' - 13 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 13 jokes on the topic - 'Engineers'.
Did you hear about the bad-tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
He always built crossroads.
How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'We'll fix it in software.'
None. 'We'll fix it in software.'
How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.
None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.
How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light bulb?
'Did you say something?'
'Did you say something?'
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: two to write the software specification, one to install it, and two to justify the project's delay.
Five: two to write the software specification, one to install it, and two to justify the project's delay.
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'We'll document it in the manual.'
None. 'We'll document it in the manual.'
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.
How many software programmers are required to change a lightbulb?
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft Software Engineer.
Suddenly, the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?'
Suddenly, the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other, wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?'