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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Eagles - Earth - Eating - Economists - Eggs - Elected - Elections - Elephants - Elves - Embarrassed.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
'Hey, what's eating you?'

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all it's cracked up to be.