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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'
Eat
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
Easy
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
Trouble.
Eat
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Eat
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Eat
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Early
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
Ears
How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
Eat
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.
Eat
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.