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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'
Eating
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Eat
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
It had a suite tooth.
Eagles
Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
It was a bird of pray.
Earth
I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
Eat
Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Eagles
It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
Eat
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Eat
What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Spareribs.
Eat
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.