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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'
Eat
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Eat
Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Eat
Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
Ears
How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
Eat
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Eat
Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Because they are so filling.
Eat
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Eat
How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
He bolted it down.
Eat
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
You get tinselitis.