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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Eagles - Ears - Earth - Eat - Eat Out - Eating - Ebenezer Scrooge - Economic - Economist - Economists - Eel - Effort - Egg - Eggs - Egypt - Egyptian - Elbow - Elderly - Elect - Elected.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'

Eat

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Eat

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

Ears

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

Eat

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Eat

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Eat

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Eat

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.

Eat

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.