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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Eagles - Earth - Eating - Economists - Eggs - Elected - Elections - Elephants - Elves - Embarrassed.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'

What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.

A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'