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Joke Topic - 'Engineers' - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Engineers'.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train engineer?
One minds the train; the other trains the mind.
One minds the train; the other trains the mind.
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Bakers
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
So he could just loaf around all day.
Father Christmas
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Santa Pause!
Cows
What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Steer Wars.
Ghosts
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Bulls
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Skeletons
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
I love every bone in your body.
Fleas
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Beer
Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
I believe I'll have another beer.
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!