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Joke Topic - 'Apartments'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Apartments'.

Related Topics: Houses (3) House (4)
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A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Mary was telling her friends about her new apartment. "It's fantastic," she said, "I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise."
"So what," replied her friend Joan, "in my apartment, I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink."
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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


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Supports

He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Police

Police move in book case
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.

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