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Joke Topic - 'Apartments'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Apartments'.

Related Topics: Houses (3) House (4)
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A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Mary was telling her friends about her new apartment. "It's fantastic," she said, "I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise."
"So what," replied her friend Joan, "in my apartment, I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink."
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Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Insult

Calling you a dogface would be an insult to dogs.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

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