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Joke Topic - 'Apartments'
A condo committee was screening a couple interested in renting an apartment:
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
"What kind of work do you do?" they were asked. "My husband is an engineer and I'm a school-teacher," the wife replied.
"Any children?" asked a committee member.
"Yes, 7 & 8 years old," the wife replied.
"Animals?" asked another committee member.
"Oh no! They're very well-behaved!"
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
I called her my grille friend!
Mary was telling her friends about her new apartment. "It's fantastic," she said, "I can lie in bed and watch the sun rise."
"So what," replied her friend Joan, "in my apartment, I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink."
"So what," replied her friend Joan, "in my apartment, I can sit on a chair and watch the kitchen sink."
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Father Christmas
What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
Race
Did you hear about the man who lost the race
because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Light Bulbs
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Graduates
Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
Cats
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Purr-ple.
Termites
Termites are boring
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