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Joke Topic - 'Houses'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Houses'.

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A man's house is his hassle.
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People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!


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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Witches

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

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