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Joke Topic - 'Houses'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Houses'.

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A man's house is his hassle.
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People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!


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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Cars

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

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