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Joke Topic - 'Houses'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Houses'.

Related Topics: House (4) Apartments (6)

A man's house is his hassle.

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.


When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!


How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.


When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?


What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.


What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

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