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Joke Topic - 'Houses'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Houses'.

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A man's house is his hassle.

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

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Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.


Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!


My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'


How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.


Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.


Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

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