Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'
A bandstand
How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
A bad stomach
I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
A bad idea
Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
A battery
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
A bad idea
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
A bad company
If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
A bakery
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.