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Here is our selection of funny definitions. There are 14 jokes in this category.

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Consciousness - the time between naps.
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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Paradox - two physicians.
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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.
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Alimony - the cost of loving.
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Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
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Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.

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