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Funny Definitions - 18 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Check out our funny collection of amusing definitions. We've gathered a variety of entertaining definitions that will make you laugh. From brilliant wordplay to witty interpretations, these amusing definitions will have you laughing aloud in no time. Prepare to enter our world of humor, and enjoy these definitions that will make you smile. There are 18 jokes in this category.
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A born loser is somebody who calls the telephone number scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall—and his wife answers.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' until you can find a rock.
Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.
Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
Alimony - the cost of loving.
Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.
Court of law - where a suit is pressed, and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Paradox - two physicians.
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.