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Funny Definitions - Page 1
Here is our selection of funny definitions. There are 16 jokes in this category.
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Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
Consciousness - the time between naps.
Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Paradox - two physicians.
Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.
Alimony - the cost of loving.