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Funny Definitions - Page 2
Here are more of our funny definitions.
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Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
To build up it's mussels.
Trees
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
They pine a lot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7 ate 9
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Veronica but I don't like you.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Veronica but I don't like you.
Computers
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.