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Funny Definitions - Page 2 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
Consciousness - the time between naps.
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
An extractor - a farm vehicle that's been destroyed.
Zulu - The rest-room in the zoological gardens.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Vacation
Our tour of Europe left my wife speechless. That was the best part of the trip.One-Liners
He who laughs last usually has a tooth missing.Office
A Project Has Six Phases:1) Enthusiasm.
2) Disillusionment.
3) Panic.
4) Search for the guilty.
5) Punishment of the innocent.
6) Praise and honors for non-participants.
What Do You Call?
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?A gummy bear.
Insults
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?The tick stops draining you and drops off after you die.
How Do?
How do you get a boxer to laugh?Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.