Home / Funny Definitions / Funny Definitions - Page 2
Funny Definitions - Page 2 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Check out our funny collection of amusing definitions.
This is page 2 of 2. Showing jokes 13 to 18
Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
Consciousness - the time between naps.
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
An extractor - a farm vehicle that's been destroyed.
Zulu - The rest-room in the zoological gardens.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Music
I go to the opera whether I need the sleep or not.Work
Robin: How's the job?Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.
Books
'Jungle Giants' by L. E. FantDid You Hear About?
Did you hear what happened to the tub of butter?If I tell you about it, you need to promise not to spread it around.
Change A Light Bulb
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider.
Work
I work like I am paid, very little and once a month.Why Was?
Why was Samson so popular?He brought the house down.