Vacation
Our tour of Europe left my wife speechless. That was the best part of the trip. One-Liners
He who laughs last usually has a tooth missing. Office
A Project Has Six Phases:
1) Enthusiasm.
2) Disillusionment.
3) Panic.
4) Search for the guilty.
5) Punishment of the innocent.
6) Praise and honors for non-participants.What Do You Call?
What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear. Insults
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home? Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you die.How Do?
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.