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Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Martians
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Pigs
Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
Wedding
Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.
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