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Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
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Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
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Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.

Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company!

Strike

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.

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