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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Consciousness - the time between naps.

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

How many baritones does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can't get up that high.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

My uncle came in white as a sheet. He said, 'I've just seen a ghost. Make me a stiff drink.'
I said, 'Alright, I'll put some starch in the coffee.'

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

Reincarnation is making a comeback

When delivering the presents, how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

Twelve-year-old in French class was asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: 'Monsieur.'

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