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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
Consciousness - the time between naps.
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
An extractor - a farm vehicle that's been destroyed.
Zulu - The rest-room in the zoological gardens.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Office

Why is it the boss is always in early when you're late, and late when you're early?

Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars. They come out every night.

Miscellaneous

My brother is so stupid he thinks that aroma is someone who travels a lot.

Insects

Why was the mother glowworm not happy?
Because she could see that her children were not very bright.

Why Was?

Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.

What Do You Call?

What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath?
A smellyphant.

Insults

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

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