Office
Why is it the boss is always in early when you're late, and late when you're early?Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars. They come out every night.Miscellaneous
My brother is so stupid he thinks that aroma is someone who travels a lot.Insects
Why was the mother glowworm not happy?
Because she could see that her children were not very bright.Why Was?
Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug. What Do You Call?
What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath?
A smellyphant.Insults
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?