Marriage
Many a woman marries a man for life and then finds out he doesn't have any. Old Age
Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over.Education
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.Snowmen
Why does everyone love Frosty the snowman?
Because he's so cool.Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bertha.
Bertha who?
Bertha day greetings.Vampires
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.Ghosts
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels. Lawyers
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.