What should you do if your pig has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you get a stitch.
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.