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Jokes About Music - 11 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Check out these music jokes, they're pretty funny! These jokes about music really know how to strike a chord. There are 11 jokes in this category.
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Andrew Lloyd Webber's new musical is about a fizzy drink – 'The Fanta of the Opera.'
How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
With a tuba toothpaste.
Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
He struck a chord.
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
I keep trying to write a song about drinking, but I just can't get past the first few bars.
Piano Tuner: 'I've come to tune your piano.'
Music Teacher: 'But we didn't send for you.'
Piano Tuner: 'No, but the people who live opposite did.'
Music Teacher: 'But we didn't send for you.'
Piano Tuner: 'No, but the people who live opposite did.'
What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
May I string along with you?
I go to the opera whether I need the sleep or not.
Why did the composer spend so much time in bed?
He wrote sheet music.
He wrote sheet music.
How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
The bow is moving.
The bow is moving.
Melanie was busy practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud banging on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop standing there.
"What's the matter?!" she asked.
"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.
"What are you talking about?"
"We just got a report from a neighbor that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this apartment."
"What's the matter?!" she asked.
"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.
"What are you talking about?"
"We just got a report from a neighbor that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this apartment."