Jokes About Music - Page 1

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

Piano Tuner: "I've come to tune your piano."
Music Teacher: "But we didn't send for you."
Piano Tuner: "No, but the people who live opposite did."

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.